I’ve been giving some thought since I started writing the blog as to what I should write about next (I realize for those who know me well it’s a stretch to comprehend me thinking about something aside from my book for more than 24 hours) and it occurred to me…I should probably be thinking about what I’m going to write about from here on out.
After all…I realize everyone could eventually get bored with my constant rambling regarding the unfair state of vegetable classification (I still say chocolate is a vegetable...it IS derived from beans) and how if we were all TRULY created equal either I’d consistently be a size 5 or all Victoria Secret models would look like me. That’s right...think about it.
So what have I come up with? This should be a blog about more. Not just my struggles and victories, but yours too. Not just topics that will help me, but topics that will also help all those who venture to read…at your own risk of course. My skilled team of lawyers say I should probably print some kind of disclaimer spouting off about how I can’t be held liable for any actions, comments or likely heated discussions this blog may, at some point, initiate between the reader and any significant others.
In other words…
Ladies - it’s not my fault if your man begins a downward spiral in relevant conversation when you bring up the blatant inequality between real women and Victoria Secret models.
Men (I highly recommend you heed the following advice closely) – if you have even an ounce of decency and sense the words “Victoria Secret models” will never fall from your lips in the presence of female company. Never. (when it does...don’t say you weren’t forewarned)
With all that said…I’m off to think about the next topic of discussion. If anyone has anything they have questions about, would like more information on or just wants to comment…please feel free to…well…comment. J
Until next time, phrases to ponder....
Gag a maggot
Try to relax and enjoy the crisis.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
After all…I realize everyone could eventually get bored with my constant rambling regarding the unfair state of vegetable classification (I still say chocolate is a vegetable...it IS derived from beans) and how if we were all TRULY created equal either I’d consistently be a size 5 or all Victoria Secret models would look like me. That’s right...think about it.
So what have I come up with? This should be a blog about more. Not just my struggles and victories, but yours too. Not just topics that will help me, but topics that will also help all those who venture to read…at your own risk of course. My skilled team of lawyers say I should probably print some kind of disclaimer spouting off about how I can’t be held liable for any actions, comments or likely heated discussions this blog may, at some point, initiate between the reader and any significant others.
In other words…
Ladies - it’s not my fault if your man begins a downward spiral in relevant conversation when you bring up the blatant inequality between real women and Victoria Secret models.
Men (I highly recommend you heed the following advice closely) – if you have even an ounce of decency and sense the words “Victoria Secret models” will never fall from your lips in the presence of female company. Never. (when it does...don’t say you weren’t forewarned)
With all that said…I’m off to think about the next topic of discussion. If anyone has anything they have questions about, would like more information on or just wants to comment…please feel free to…well…comment. J
Until next time, phrases to ponder....
Gag a maggot
Try to relax and enjoy the crisis.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
Why is it A BRA and a PAIR of PANTIES? Shouldn't that be the other way around?
ReplyDeleteVictoria's Secret? Does she really have any left?
ReplyDeleteYeah...I don't think Victoria was very good at keeping secrets.
ReplyDeleteVictor on the other hand...I think he should be running the CIA.